white dad in any movie: but son, you’re throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I’m throwing away ~yours~cinderella story
(Source: abacazhi)
Tracks
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(Source: imjust-a-girl)
So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
(Source: bumpuff)
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
the second one was kind of unexpected
but no one is disagreeing
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
2 in 1 shampoo and conditioner is not to be trusted
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
(Source: cokedup-botoxgirl)
